He makes me smile. Scroll down to see some work that’ll hopefully make you smile.
He’s my influencer. And he’s got a big appetite for bones and plush toys.
So he’d love for you to hire me as your copywriter & strategist.
I’ll help you reach customers, boost sales, and make your agency or brand more famous.
In return, you’ll help feed Geoffrey.
I think that’s a fair trade. Thanks for looking at my work.
Email me: dan@dangoldgeier.com
I took the best of my Talent Zoo columns and published them. It’s available on Amazon, or contact me directly for a copy.
It's a broader look at advertising, marketing, branding, global politics, office politics, sexual politics, and getting drunk during a job interview.
Just $9.99 for the softcover version and 99 cents for the Kindle/iPad version here.
Killer Executions and Scrubbed Decks:
An Outside-The-Box Look At Obnoxious Advertising and Marketing Jargon
Scope Creep. Curation. Deliverable. Pain Point. And more. All the nonsensical terms used in our industry, conveniently defined.
I wrote these web videos for CBT Nuggets, a company that produces IT training videos. I also wrote the company's tagline: "Watch. Learn. Conquer."
When is too much of something a great thing? When it’s an all-you-can-eat catfish special.
Of course, too much of a silly yodeling catfish hanging on the wall can grate on one's nerves.
Check out the TV commercial and its companion radio spot featuring voiceover legend Gary Owens.
Based in Seattle, Committee for Children develops programs for kids that teach them how to identify, prevent, and report bullying when it happens.
As we all know, bullying is a timeless problem, but CFC’s Second Step program is modern solution, so our concepts used vintage imagery to make that point. Facebook posts and promoted ads directed users to the Second Step website.
Did you know that ships often dump cargo into the ocean when sailing in unsteady waters?
It happens. There's a lot of stuff at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.
UPS doesn't just ship cargo worldwide — it insures cargo, even if it's not shipped on a UPS boat. This print ad and direct mail piece was targeted to shipping managers and other decision-makers in manufacturing and e-commerce.
